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Hornless Fatty's Sled Ride
By Heather Smith Thomas
My husband and I started ranching in 1967 with some Hereford and Angus cows. Some of the Herefords we purchased from a neighboring ranch that raised purebreds, and they had horns. We bought them at a reduction sale, reasonably priced, without papers. We were not interested in raising registered stock—just some good cattle.

One of our Hereford cows soon became known as Hornless Fatty. She got that nickname because she was the first of our purebreds to be dehorned. Eventually we dehorned them all because they were just too bossy and mean to other members of the herd. Hornless Fatty, however, had the dubious honor of being first.

Without her horns she was a much nicer, more docile cow, and she led a rather placid life producing good calves (Zelda, Fergus, Figaro, to name a few). But one winter she had a very serious accident and Figaro—the calf she was carrying at the time—very nearly wasn’t.

Our cattle were on snowed-under winter pasture a couple miles up the creek from our house, and we were feeding them a few pellets and bales of hay each day. It was mid-December and many of the cows would soon be calving. We calved in January for 35 years, primarily because our cows are on rugged public range in summer, where it’s hard to get them bred efficiently. Cattle in our area always have a more strung-out calving season when breeding in such huge mountain pastures where the bulls may not find all the in-heat cows in a timely manner.

One of the other reasons we calved early was that we wanted to breed our cows selectively (with planned matings) to our own bulls, for more genetic improvement. So we bred them during April in 6 or 7 small breeding groups at home, and calved in January. That way we had a very high conception rate, knew the sire and dam of every calf, and almost never lost a calf at birth—because in January we had to put cows in the barn to calve (since temperatures could be well below zero) and we were there for every birth and could correct any problems that might occur.

Anyway, back to my story. On Hornless Fatty’s rescue day, the kids and I went with Lynn to help feed the cows and check on them. Our kids were young (age 2 and 4 at that time) and usually went with us in the old jeep when we fed the cows. I generally check the cows off individually in my little cow book, to make sure they are all there and that I’ve seen them all, but on this particular day we were in a bit of a hurry for some reason that I cannot now recall, and I didn’t mark them off on my list.

I never would have realized that Hornless Fatty was missing and in trouble, if it hadn’t been for Joan—a cantankerous old black Angus cow. She will always be remembered as the ornery cow who once chased my cow dog right under my horse—only to be kicked in the face by my steadfast cow horse. In all fairness, nasty old Joan must be given credit for saving Hornless Fatty.

Joan was out. She had crawled through the fence and was grazing on the steep hillside above the road—a south-facing hill where the snow was not quite so deep and the grass was sticking up a little better. Leaving the kids in the jeep, I trudged up the hill in the deep snow to bring her down and chase her back through the open gate while Lynn was feeding the pellets. While I was up on the hill, I could see across the trees and brush along the creek.
What I saw made my heart lurch in alarm. There was a lone red cow over there, lying down. Something had to be terribly wrong or she would have been with the herd, anticipating the daily hand-out.

I chased Joan down the hill and back into the field, and hurried to tell Lynn about the red cow across the creek. We feared that she might be calving prematurely—which would be disastrous because the weather was so cold. We always tried to have the cows down at the main ranch--with its sheds and barns--well ahead of calving time.

We left the kids in the jeep and hurriedly hiked across the creek and through the snow-laden bushes and found Hornless Fatty lying there—not because she was calving, but because she couldn’t get up. She’d slipped and fallen on some ice; the ditch above the field had not been shut off completely. Water had been seeping past our dam at the creek. Cold weather had created an ice flow down across the end of the sloping field. Poor Hornless Fatty had slid all the way down the hillside to more level ground close to the creek. We could see her slithery path--the slide marks down the frozen, snowed-on icy hillside. She lay there patiently and didn’t even try to get up as we approached, having long since given up struggling.

She’d probably been there on the ice all night; she was very cold and shivering, and her splayed-out hind legs were paralyzed. Even when we got her hind legs back underneath her, by tugging and pulling and getting her onto her side in a more comfortable position, it was no use. Her one brief attempt to stand just sent her hind legs out from under her again. We had to get her off the ice, quickly, or she would continue chilling and would freeze to death. In a few hours the sun would go down again and temperatures would drop well below zero. We had to get her home and into the barn, but how?

Then Lynn remembered an old hay slip that was down in one of our lower fields. It was a wooden platform on runners (like a raft) that we once used to drag behind the jeep to pick up bales of hay to haul to the haystack, when we were putting up hay in the summer. We hadn’t used it in years. If only we could find it, under the snow!

We hurried back across the creek, got in the jeep and drove home to search for the hay slip. We finally found it, shoveled off the snow, and used a long metal bar to jar and pry it loose from the frozen ground. We hitched it behind the jeep, gathered some ropes, a halter and various other things we might need, and headed back up the creek—dragging the old hay slip through the snow behind us, picking up a large pile of snow on the front of it. On our way to the upper place we left the kids with a neighbor because our jeep had no heater and the kids had already been out in the cold long enough for one day.

There wasn’t a good route to the field across the creek where the injured cow was, but our jeep made it through the deep snow and the thick bushes, and across the creek ice without falling through. Hornless Fatty hardly even blinked as we made a wide circle and pulled up beside her with the hay slip only inches away from her.

After much pushing and pulling (quite a job, to move a 1200 pound cow), the two of us finally managed to roll her onto the slip. We were thankful she was placid and calm and didn’t protest or try to resist our efforts. We arranged her paralyzed hind legs as comfortably under her as we could, and then tied her to the slip. Lynn had brought along a wide, flat pulley belt off our old baler, and we put this around her shoulders like a horse’s breast collar. Then we tied this belt down to the slip in about 6 places, on all sides, and also tied her head to the front of the slip with the halter. Now that she was all wrapped up like a Christmas package, we figured she couldn’t possibly fall off the slip on the way home.

We slowly began the journey down the field to the creek crossing. Hornless Fatty looked around in mild surprise as she began gently sliding along over the snow on her big sled, with the scenery moving past. Then we came to a problem. The approach to the creek crossing was very slanted. On the way up it, with the empty slip, we’d managed all right. But going back down that slope, with all the weight on it, we knew the slip would slide too far down the side of the hill and get caught in the thick rosebriars—and might also dump poor Hornless Fatty off as it tipped. So Lynn very daringly drove straight off over the brink (rather than sidling), giving the jeep a burst of speed to make sure the slip wouldn’t overtake the jeep when it came plunging down after us.

Hornless Fatty had a brief moment of alarm at that point. The slip balanced precariously over the edge for a split second as the front end hung out over space. The cow’s eyes got big as saucers. Then she and the slip plummeted over the edge, following the roaring jeep. We made it down to the creek crossing without a wreck and without losing the cow. Hornless Fatty tried once to get up, rising up onto her knees, but the baler belt held her securely and she quickly settled back down.

We got her home, and then had to figure out a way to get her into a barn. The best option seemed to be an old shed with an open side. We pulled her around to the open side, unhooked the slip from the jeep and drove the jeep around behind the shed. Taking a board loose on the back side, we were able to run a long chain through the wall from the jeep to the slip. Thus we could pull the slip into the shed, unhook it, and replace the board at the back wall.

We got her inside, rolled her off the slip and onto some straw, and arranged her legs to make her comfortable. There was no electricity to that shed, so we rigged a gas heater over her, hung from the ceiling. She was very chilled and shivering, but after several hours under the heater she began to warm up and quit shaking.

We called our veterinarian and discussed the situation over the phone, asking how best to take care of her. He told us to just let her lie quietly for a couple of days before trying to get her up. Attempting to get her on her feet too soon might do her injured legs (torn muscles, stretched tendons and ligaments) more harm than good. Following his instructions, we hobbled her hind legs together with a rope, about 12 inches apart, so she couldn’t spraddle her legs out again if she did try to get up. We turned her over twice a day, rolling her over, so she wouldn’t be always lying on the same side. Cows can get bedsores from lying always in the same position, just like people do.

We also gave her injections of antibiotics to prevent pneumonia. The chances of aborting her unborn calve were great, after all this stress and injury, but she didn’t lose the baby. By the second day, she showed some interest in food and water, so we pampered her with good hay and grain pellets and she started drinking out of the water tub we left close to her head.
After two days of recuperation, we got her up, with a lot of encouraging, tail pulling, pushing and steadying. The hobbles kept her hind legs from splaying out. She swayed very unsteadily for a few moments, panting and grunting from the effort, then collapsed and lay back down. But this was progress! We were joyful. Some cows that suffer this much damage and hind leg paralysis never get up again.

Her right hind leg was beginning to swell, however, probably from all the damage and torn muscles. We gave her medication prescribed by our vet to help keep the swelling down. By now she was managing to get up and down on her own; we’d find her lying in a different place in the stall, or on her other side. It was a week and a half, however, before she was able to stay on her feet for very long at a time, and her efforts at walking were very wobbly and staggering.

As her calving time approached (she was due to calve on January 13), we worried that she might need assistance. But she had her calf (a big fellow we named Figaro) without any help from us. On one of the times we went out there to check on her, she’d already calved. Mama was almost as wobbly as the newborn baby, but she managed to lick him and give him his dinner. It wasn’t long before they were able to go out with the other cows and babies.
As winter progressed into spring, Hornless Fatty regained her strength and muscle tone, became more coordinated and less wobbly. She was back to normal again by the time the cows went to summer range in May, and she and Figaro were able to go with them. By then it was impossible to tell she’d been crippled. Seeing her happily grazing the mountainsides, with a good big calf beside her, gave us a great feeling of satisfaction.

This story has a postscript. Thanks to our experience rescuing Hornless Fatty, we knew what we had to do when another cow (a 3 year old crossbred named Dayo, pregnant with her 2nd calf) fell on the creek ice by the waterhole in one of our lower fields and got similarly paralyzed and stranded, 16 years later. The old hay slip was long gone, but we nailed the side boards of an old cattle truck to a couple of large corral poles to create a low “sled” for pulling Dayo home. She wasn’t as placid as Hornless Fatty, however, and protested our efforts quite vigorously.

The weather wasn’t as cold, and we didn’t have to put her in a barn. We made a thick bed of straw for her in one of our pens, hobbled her hind legs, turned her several times a day, and eventually were able to get her up. She, too, calved later without incident and raised good calves for 12 more years. But unlike mellow Fatty, Dayo never forgave us for the indignities she felt we imposed upon her. I think she blamed us for all her problems. She was always a bit snorty after that, and aggressively protective when she calved—one of the infamous members of the herd that you always remembered to take a weapon of some sort with you if dealing with her or her calf at calving time.
 

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